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myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.
See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.
by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012
mugGet the myspace jessemug.

Myspace guy

When someone is a "thug" or really flashy on an internet social network (preferably myspace because that site allows for the most posturing due to colorful back grounds and special effects) but in real life they lack luster.
Keisha: did you ever go meet up with that guy Robert?

Carrie: ugh...yeah

Keisha: so was he as cool as he seemed on line?

Carrie: no, he was a myspace guy

Keisha: oh wow, sorry :(
by Lebv23 March 30, 2011
mugGet the Myspace guymug.

myspace

Myspace is a website for rich upper class scenester bitches who really have no idea about what real life is like. Started out as a good idea for ADULTS. Then ruined by teen america.
wow, poor guy who has to pay for the server this myspace shit is run on...
by Steve N July 24, 2008
mugGet the myspacemug.

myspace

therapy for alot of self-confused people
Comment me on myspace later plz! PLEASE!
by LordNycon September 23, 2009
mugGet the myspacemug.

MySpace

A way for teens to throw away their lives talking to people online that they could easily text, call, or go over to their house
Tim:You have a MySpace?
Josh:whats that?
Tim:texting and friends on the internet!
Tim Dies laughing on the floor
by Clouds of YouTube April 15, 2009
mugGet the MySpacemug.

myspace

'go on myspace'
'no its shit'
mugGet the myspacemug.

myspacing facebook

people who use fake names and pose very slutty or flash their abs a.ka. the "myspace pose".
Jennifer: OMG people keep myspacing facebook!
Valerie: Like, how?
Jennifer: Max Lovespandas...what kind of name is that?
by peanutjane May 1, 2011
mugGet the myspacing facebookmug.

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