Half Mother

your half sibling's mother. The bitch that marries your dad, has kids with him, and then files a false protective order against him while he’s on the road working so his kids can have a decent life. Now cause of the bitch, your dad is on the road with nothing, your half sister becomes like her, and your half brother is addicted to medication cause of being influenced by his mother into thinking he’s sick. Your dad meets your mom, divorces the previous bitch, and you’re born; gets married to your mom. Your dad has to pay child support because the bitch half mother set a court date for child custody, but fled to another state and set another court date for child support; your father couldn’t show up because the bitch lied and said she didn’t know where he was located. Now as time flies your dad owes a shit load of money cause of not finding out about child support till many years later, your half brother’s old enough to make his own decisions so moves in with you, your half sister is identical in attitude to her bitch mother and stays with her; the bitch half mother gets on welfare so she doesn’t have to pay many expenses, then she fakes a handicap so she gets disability and doesn’t have to work.(continued)

Now your dad’s working his ass off to pay most of his check on child support, the half mother isn’t doing shit but gets lots of money to spend; she doesn’t spend child support money on children by the way, your dad gets a heart attack and surgery from overworking himself; he dies many times but is revived. When the heart situation’s all better, a new court day is set; your dad and half mother show up this time. The half mother bitches about money, dad’s attorney says she’s lucky she gets any period since the kids are adults. Bitch half mother gets mad; the issue is over; bitch gets no more money. Dad still has to pay child support though, just not near as much per check.

by Alchemic Dragon September 16, 2010

Den Mother

aside from your birth mother some people have den mothers they are woman that you have grown up with and have as much contact with them as you do your own mother.

in many cases a Den Mother is usually going to be your best friends mom, depending on if you grew up with your best friend. his mom will see you as a son, and you will see her as a mom. no matter what you do you are always going to be welcome in her house even if you and your best bud arent friends, she is going to be there for you.

by anonymous tate December 11, 2008

pussy ass mother fucker

wack ass, weak ass, no backbone havin ass, exuse for a man

You's a pusssy ass mutha fucka, you act like a little bitch

by that dozen April 30, 2005

bad motherfucker

Somebody with a personality comparable to that of celebrated actor Samuel L. Jackson

Shaun: Dude, Floyd, did you hear what James did?
Floyd: Yeah, what a badass.
Shaun: Totally, I'm never going to fuck with THAT guy again.
Floyd: I hear you, man.

pause

Shaun: Bad motherfucker.
Floyd: What?

by Spurfe November 8, 2009

cocky ass mother fucker

someone who holds high reguards of himself. They thinks they can get or do anyone, even their own mother, if they wanted to.

ryan rigsby is a cocky ass mother fucker

by former grad of berea January 3, 2004

welcome to the rice field mother fucker

A kind greeting said by someone who has worked at a rice field for a very long time. This greeting is typically a traditional way to greet a new worker/employee.

New worker: Nice to meet you. I'm going to be working here from now on.
Veteran worker: Welcome to the rice field mother fucker.

by Great Guppy October 23, 2015

Mother mother fuck fuck

Said by Jay in Movies (jay n slient bob)

used in clerks 1 or 2

Used to express anger
Dude:"Dude1 you just stepped in SHIT"
Dude1: Mother mother fuck fuck!!!!!

by Lurd June 17, 2008