moose extract

a ice cream ingredient that is made by bathing a moose in sugar water
our moose tracks are made from 100% organic moose extract
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Scared Moose

When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.
Change lanes and when her eyes get big give her antlers... scared moose!
by maninja19 December 09, 2010
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A Wise Moose

A Wise Moose (Proper Noun) One who has reached maximum level of faggotry. To be a wise moose you must major in memeology from the college of 4 chan.
Yo man, I was about to bust a nut on that bitch but then you came in the room, you are a fucking A Wise Moose!
by Apex Mango April 08, 2015
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moose butt

An annoying child who thinks that ligma is an actual disease.
Ligma isn't real, moose butt
by Fate's Destiny April 09, 2019
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Moose Ehmann

a really attractive man who lives in a swamp, and his best friend is a donkey. Very good at hockey as well, but does not play defense or block any shots. If your looking to buy some shampoo or cologne, find yourself a moose
Look at la moose ehmann, he’s goin today baby
by Riley Mcalees May 24, 2018
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DA MOOSE

A grossly incandescent white creature from the desert realm. They roam the desert at night scavenging what they can find from other people.
That DA MOOSE is the brightest thing I've seen all night.
by DAMOOSE1354 January 16, 2019
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moose sex face

When a girl makes a horrible face during sex resembling that of a moose

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- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face

- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face
by the bandit75 April 04, 2014
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