Chocolate Moose

When you take a shit and then sit on their face.

MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose

by sexybigboi69 June 5, 2018

moose sex face

When a girl makes a horrible face during sex resembling that of a moose

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- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face

- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face

by the bandit75 May 17, 2014

Killed a moose

When you go to the bathroom but the aftermath is worse than expected, and the smell is horrible

Don't got into the restroom I killed a moose. I killed a moose therefore you sould give it sometime before you go in there.

by Killedthemooser May 11, 2019

Moose Flett

If you haven’t heard of him you haven’t lived. The actual LEGEND of Yorkton, Saskatchewan and surrounding area... at this point in time he is playing for the Fort Frances Lakers in Fort Frances, Ontario. You will usually see him throwing a few darts around the yard on a warm summer day or shaking it up any day of the week. Usually seen with jake Kustra, Alex G, Bingham, Dobs and many more of the bad boys.

Going to the Moose Flett and Alex Geddes birthday bash?

by Themanthemyththeflett November 27, 2018

Moose

A retarded animal also known as a Houge, it loves to try catching fish with its eye's closed, sending snapchats of its best friend coor's because no one else will hangout with it, it also majored in finger painting and sucking dick.

One time I thought I saw a Moose, but it was really a large child with down syndrome.

by HougeHouge March 3, 2017

moose ass

linglinger hitting it from the back while her titties sag

moose ass handing out papers like she tryna get a raise

by lil gergs February 12, 2024

Moose Bootying

Moose bootying is a term used to describe when you accidentally back up into someone and your butts touch. This must be accidental to be classified as moose bootying.

"dude moose bootying is so awkward!"
"totally man! i just did it to some girl at the ice rink the other day!"

by The moose booty expert January 5, 2014