mexican ivy

A wall shower of feces often found in public restrooms.

We stopped at a gas station to fill up and use the restroom, but the Mexican ivy was so bad I decided to just hold it.

by Mattedroom February 10, 2017

Mexican Yodel

(noun) flatulence

I ate so many beans last night that my Mexican yodel sounded like a ranchero version of Hocus Pocus by Focus

by Crazy Habanero November 6, 2011

mexican threesome

When you and yo girl fuck a chipotle burrito at the same time.

Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome

by mexican threesome May 30, 2017

The Mexican Coleslaw

The act of a homosexual banging a man who has diarrhea in the butt with a carrot and simultaneously jacking off and ejactulating into his butthole, and creating a Mexican coleslaw-like mix.

Mike gave Ray the Mexican Coleslaw last night and rolled around in the sheets enveloped themselves to make a human burrito.

by Coleslawlover June 9, 2018

Alex the Mexican

A guy so stubborn that he will make everyone unhappy (even himself) just so someone else doesn’t get their way.

girl: alex please share your location, i’m worried about you
alex the mexican: no
girl: then i’m not talking to you
alex the mexican: then it looks like we’re not talking

by itschey November 15, 2018

mexican parents

strict

Mexican parents wanna know everything

by ursidebitch September 14, 2020

mexican forearm

A large dump caused by eating too many tamales

I ate 6 tamales and had a dump so large it looked like a Mexican forearm

by Az refer man March 23, 2017