maximoff.tv

THE wanda stan. every wanda stan on instagram knows who he is. hes the most famous and iconic. sadly he lives in iran, which means its hard for him to post consistently

maximoff.tv is cool

by famous wanda editor May 19, 2025

Maxim

“Did your gf get maxim as well?”
“Yeah g she got stretched out”

Maxim be Stretching out the whole town

by Heavy hitta July 30, 2025

maximous16

Professional gooner that makes not safe for work content of minors

Maximous16 is the worst gooner i have ever seen in my life

by that_oneperson____ August 3, 2025

Maximum Assclappage

I finally went to her house & we got into some Maximum Assclappage

I made her cum several times & told her that's what you call "Maximum Assclappage"

by Clappage Hole Destroyer October 2, 2025

Mahima

Sanskrit for “glory”; in my life, the calm astonishment, clear mind with kind mischief, who can turn a countertop into a small seminar on how hope gets cultured. Before stealing the last spoon of tiramisu, she makes delicious chai, fried rice, tofu, and every nanosecond memorable. In green she’s composed thunder, in orange she’s first light, and in every other color she’s the reason the color exists. Mahima's a rumored keeper of a gentle pet elephant, a capybara that slays, an angy octopus, and whatever other creature decides it belongs to her. She is very much in love with one David, whom she keeps upgrading from fine to fluent, on purpose and with care.

The elephant never forgot, the capybara posed, the octopus finally unclenched; I fell again—Mahima.
Sunrise tries its best, but Mahima still gets the credit.
Jealousy is just strangers realizing I get to say ‘my Mahima.’

by GothamBatcave October 4, 2025

Maximo

Maximo is very cute. He is funny. We love joking around. He is a great person to chill with. He enjoys the finer things in life and appreciates the beauty of all women. He is kind, logical and caring.

Me and Maximo met in the lift after class

by maximillion676767 October 20, 2025

Banghitus Maximus

A period of time which occurs after one has smoked an artificial plant called Diesel. The period lasts for 20 minutes and the person under the effect is neither awake nor asleep. Heavy tripping also ensues. Also if you attempt to extinguish the joint you will fail.

-Yo Slaymaster... why are Dbrain and Shutzanu climbing through the walls?
-...Black Sheep Wall... that's why.

The next 25 minutes:
-That will always remain the shittiest experience.
-Yeah let's call it:"ON DIESEL!".
-Or Banghitus Maximus.

by Ciumafaia October 21, 2010