Martins

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by anonymous May 18, 2025

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Martin

A Martin is someone who never feels any guilt or sense of responsibility. Gaslighting queen. He can hurt you and make you apologize to him. He'll love you when he's lonely, but forget about you when he's feeling good about himself. When you encounter a Martin it's of utmost importance to tell him he doesn't matter and he's not important.

A: Poor girl, he broke her heart again and made her blame herself for it.
B: Yeah, Martin just being Martin

by Nikolym November 21, 2021

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Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."

"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 3, 2025

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blake martines

Blake Martines is very hot and loyal to everyone

Blake Martines is hot!

by This_Girl6 December 16, 2016

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Martin Carl

A Linux user. The most based individual you will ever meet. Only wears restaurant crayon colors and slays in computer class. Has very scary eyes. There is at least one of these at your school.

Martin Carl: The CPU of the Linux Minecraft server was very based on my Google Apple Samsung Pixel 5 Mac OS 64X+ Gamer Setup.

by lynq February 7, 2023

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