17th of may

May 17 is the 137th day of the year (138th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 228 days remaining until the end of the year. This date is slightly more likely to fall on a Tuesday, Thursday or Sunday (58 in 400 years each) than on Friday or Saturday (57), and slightly less likely to occur on a Monday or Wednesday (56).

It is also Norways National Day.

Woah, the 17th of may sure is fun!

by Kloodyklee April 6, 2017

14 May

On 14 May was born girl with popular older brother. She can be so happy to have brother like that.

- You have birthday on 14 May?
- Yes!
- Cool, you probably have popular brother

by Michael Cudi January 4, 2022

May 19

National give your friend a hug DAY!!

May 19 thx for the hug

by Hi Luis May 18, 2022

May 27

National hook up with that one hot blonde girl

Age ain’t nothin but a number

You: hey it’s may 27 let’s hook up
Her: sure

by Letmeeaturdick April 28, 2022

May 31

May 31 is national jack off/ masterbation day

I’m gonna beat the fuck out of my Dick on may 31

by Bigboyyyyyyyyyiii May 31, 2022

Cheese may

Drama or tea someone’s about to spill mostly family drama

:omg did you hear ____ named their kid after there dead sisters kid? :cheese may time ladies!

by RORO_thatbiss01 July 31, 2021

No Masturbation May

The month where the beating of the dick or self penetration of the vagina is forbidden

R1:Yo it no no masturbation may
R2:Dammit

by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020