big mac

the reason why mcdonalds gets sued for making people too fat!

dammit! i fuckin hate big macs! im suein mcdonalds! they made me fat!

by Crazay PJ February 15, 2007

Bernie Mac

The highest level of death.

Shrek just fucked me so hard i feel like Bernie Mac.

by bernie_mac_is_fucking_dead June 9, 2014

smack that jenny mac

people who enjoy a good bout of bum lovin, usually involving boom juice.
common term for a slut

last night i smacked that jenny mac
i'd smack that jenny mac

by smack that jennybm January 22, 2009

Big Mac Shit Attack

The consuming of a Big Mac from McDonald's, and shitting it out in a diarrhea-ish manner later on that day, or the first thing next morning.

Ketchup: (yelling into the bathroom) Hey Beef whats taking so long?

Beef: Oh I just had a Big Mac man!

Ketchup: And?

Beef: Its coming out of my ass right now, and I only had it a while ago! I'm having (yet another) Big Mac Shit Attack!

Ketchup: Ouch. I feel bad for the toilet after this one.

Beef: Yeah, me too.

by RogueMan7 January 7, 2008

big mac

The act of a woman pleasuring three men simultaneously, one in each of her orifices. The word MAC being an acronym for mouth, arse and cunt.

I invited two friends round last night to help Big Mac the wife.

by dirtyangel September 6, 2007

Closet-Mac

n. Someone who macs on people erryday and tries to keep it cutty, or on the down low.

"I saw you sneak in a bush with almost all the guys during campfire at diff times, way to be a closet-mac."

did you hear about that girl laine kendall? what a closet mac...

by cuts in cutty January 20, 2010

big mac

The delicious burger served only at McDonalds.
Its usualy the meal #1 on the menu.
I used to eat like three to four of these a day. My friends didnt want me to have a heat attack like the doctors told me I was going to within a year if i did not stop, so they submited for rehab. I got help for my addiction and now i eat only one a week.
Anybody who is a big mac addict like myself will tell you "its the sauce man, its in the sauce" that stuff is just so damn good!

Black woman at register: Cani helpyoo

Me: yeah I need a number one one large, and three more big macks, just the sandwich on those.

Black woman: (presses buttons seemingly at random for a while).... ThatL be sevun fowrty won

Me: how much?

Black woman: sevun fowty wun!
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CJ: how many big macs did you just eat?
Me: three
Will: you need help man
CJ: its for your own good
Me: there just so good you know

by JayMac September 21, 2005