mashed potatoe

When you hurt a potato so bad he needs gravy

Dude i hurt that retard so bad he had mashed potatoe

by u fat sao February 22, 2015

mashtap

Arabian from sector Gaza, which cooperates with Israel for giving any information about terrorists

Are you mashtap from Gaza?

by zfima May 27, 2015

mashoo

A retarded or mentally disabled way to say the name, "Matthew".

Caregiver: "Come on, Mandy! Let's go to your brother's house."
Mandy: *snorts* "MASHOO????!!!"
Caregiver: "No, your brother... MATTHEW"
Mandy: "Mashoo" *farts*
Caregiver: "Sure hon, we'll go with that.."

by OrangeChickenGameStrong September 3, 2015

Mashtag

A group of Hashtags together that can all be labelled under one 'Mashtag.'

From 'Ha$htag Tw££t', the tweet-for-prizes prelude to Coronation Street that starts in September 2019 as a reward for mobile users who sign up to a new network consisting of a merger between two large networks, where Hunger Games Capital dressed celebrities float in space reading tweets from their iLenses...........

'Hashtag Sea, Hashtag 40 deg C, Hashtag Sand Between My Feet, Mashtag Summer Heatwave of 2K23!

by mids99 October 12, 2016

mashmaster

That one dick who comes over to play a fighting game just to button mash and/or use one move over and over again and pretends that they are the number one player in the country.

Matt thought he was playing well that night even though he was being a trash-tier mashmaster.

by TotallyAndCompletelyNotBritish July 24, 2016

mashnoor

Someone who is fun to be around but doesn't like to be around other people. Usually very shy and doesn't like sharing details of one's life. Usually dresses down; in sweatshirts, tennis shoes, etc. Can get angry when being offended and could react in a physical way.

Mashnoor, please don't stab me!

by Purplepenguins May 29, 2016

Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016