get mommed

To get pregnant, as in becoming a mom.

Girl: I totally got mommed by my boyfriend last night and we'll have a baby in 9 months.

Girl friends to girl: What does the EPT say? Did you get mommed.

Girl to guy: Let's get pregnant.
Guy: I'm going to mom you tonight in bed and we'll have a baby in 9 months.

by BigMikeInAustin December 29, 2009

MOM-ATM

What college students hit up when funds are low.

Student- Mom I really need to take the test but it cost $100.00
Mom- I got it covered don't worry.
Student- But I feel guilty hittin' up the MOM-ATM every time I turn around.

by Anotherfallenangel October 4, 2010

the party mom

The person at the party that has to watch over everyone (usually the host). They take care of the people that are throwing up, make sure there is no fights and make sure the house doesn't get destroyed.

I'm throwing a giant party tonight at my house, but im probably going to have to be the party mom.

by urban dictionary queen September 4, 2016

ur mom

the #1 thing on my to-do list.

Dude1: bro what's on your to-do list today?
Dude2: ur mom is.

by Anabanana_lamagamagoo December 8, 2021

jimmy’s mom

a milf carl wheezer wants to fuck but shes his friends mom so he cant

carl: yo jimmy’s mom is so fucking hot
jimmy: thats my mom dude, wtf

by ratatouille‘s left ass cheek December 4, 2021

Raging mom

An angry mom because you play to much fortnite and she takes away your controller because you talk back

Mom: You’ve been on that game for hours time to read
Kid: shut your mouth! Sorry but I’ve gotta get the victory Royale
Mom:(Takes Controller) YOUR GROUNDED!! And that’s a raging mom

by Icy penguin January 7, 2019

Mom's anger

Mom's anger is when you did something offensive or unimaginable in your moms eyes and she's pissed to the point where she's ready to explode. It usually starts with her staring at you like your a dumb fuck and can't believe you came out of her. Then she starts raising her voice to the point that the whole neighborhood is getting curious at what the hell is happening. She starts off the argument about you and your "bad decisions" and brings the conversation back to her and talks about how she does everything for you and the family. She might even bring in your siblings or father for the argument but most of the time they are smart enough and run away from the mom bomb. She never let's you speak a word but request answers to her questions that your so confused about and I don't know what to say. This brings in more anger. Stay away from this type if anger because it causes serious problems. Warning advised!

Kendall: Hey, did you see Emma's mom?
Lilly: Oh yeah, she had mom's anger for sure!

by Squidney8u November 12, 2021