He is a sweet human who loves animals and is exceptionally kind to his friends, especially when he starts lying to people. Mostly his friends would ask him for crucial info by answering them with "I could not confirm or deny", which pisses off many people, especially one individual who would find him and give him a good "spanking".
Phi Long Nguyen your a fucking furry bastard and tell me where u are stop lying you whore. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by CRACKSA March 23, 2022
Get the Phi Long Nguyenmug. by Juzztn December 5, 2017
Get the long jesus dickmug. I love eating at that Chinese place, they have the best long ass rice you'll ever eat.
Long ass rice? What's that?
Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?
Long ass rice? What's that?
Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?
by Fred Ledge September 25, 2011
Get the long ass ricemug. The long island diet consists of foods, often unhealthy and kid friendly, that picky eaters enjoy to eat. This typically includes Spaghetti and ketchup, dino nuggets, mac and cheese, and other processed garbage. While not limited to Long Island, it's often associated with college aged boys from the tri-state area.
"Yo, why doesn't Mike want to go out to dinner tonight?"
"He hates Thai food. Bro eats that Long Island Diet".
"He hates Thai food. Bro eats that Long Island Diet".
by Checkerdown September 26, 2023
Get the Long Island Dietmug. Example 1.
Guy 1: So what did you do over the MLKJ weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing just sat on my couch in my Long Weekend Sweatpants and watched tv.
Guy 1: The ones your wearing now?
Guy 2: Yup
Guy 1: So what did you do over the MLKJ weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing just sat on my couch in my Long Weekend Sweatpants and watched tv.
Guy 1: The ones your wearing now?
Guy 2: Yup
by XtheandroidX January 26, 2014
Get the Long Weekend Sweatpantsmug. To be caught up in a state of excessive excitement, obsession, yearning or overindulgence; either specifically sexual, or in a more general sense.
“Man, have you seen Cindy lately?”
“Oh yeah, that girl gives me a yard-long hardon.”
“This new project they have us on is a pain in the ass!”
“Yes it is. But if I were you, I’d quit complaining and get back to work. All the brass have a yard-long hardon for this thing.”
“I’ve got to get my son off his butt and outside this summer. The boy has a yard-long hardon for pizza and Playstation, and if he doesn’t get active, he’s gonna be fat as an elephant.”
“Oh yeah, that girl gives me a yard-long hardon.”
“This new project they have us on is a pain in the ass!”
“Yes it is. But if I were you, I’d quit complaining and get back to work. All the brass have a yard-long hardon for this thing.”
“I’ve got to get my son off his butt and outside this summer. The boy has a yard-long hardon for pizza and Playstation, and if he doesn’t get active, he’s gonna be fat as an elephant.”
by HAL 9000 May 27, 2008
Get the Yard-long Hardonmug. by ratis le sexologist February 25, 2021
Get the ass long hairmug.