Baja Load

When you back your truck into the water to get your jetski directly from the bed of your truck into the water.

Bob tried to Baja load his jetski but he backed his truck in too far and it sunk into the bay.

by Baja Joe April 18, 2009

Snowman's Load

A large icy beverage. eg. Slush Drink, Sno-Cone or Ice Water.

"I was so thirsty, I swallowed a Snowman's Load."

Variation: "It is so hot... I could sure go down on a snowman right now!"

by groimsley December 11, 2010

you loaded

they asking yo ass fo nudes

“you loaded?”

by anonymous January 16, 2022

Shwack Load

A bunch of stuff, a plethora of information,

"That chick has a shwack load of baggage..."

"You could win a shwack load of cash from powerball"

by AdamLevine May 1, 2016

salty load

A mans sperm or cum

Giuseppi likes to cop a salty load

by Jamiefox101 July 24, 2016

Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.

Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Muzzle loaded

Verb - when your old lady or significant other won’t shut their mouth and keeps nagging you so you walk over and and forcefully shove your cock down her/ there throat to shut them up

Man, I’ll tell you what. My old lady was hounding me to do chores, so I walked over to her and muzzle loaded her till she turned purple

by Bootfuckjimmi January 27, 2023