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Jonathan

Jonathan fumbled the love of his life!
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Jonathan

nega: Jonathan big ball
nega 2: yeah, i like ball
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a stick niga that gets ghosted by a yuchen and offers drugs to the girl after sex. He finishes in the amount of time it takes for a girl to run away from him, 1 second. He abuses women on the daily and this homeless poor broke bitch boy doesnt sleep and spends his day jacking off to feet pics and photos of literal pieces of shit.
Timmy shat his pants and was quickly devoured by Jonathan (Jonathan came a little at the sight of shit).
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.
by Lucas Cheng March 23, 2024
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Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV

A cute nickname for a pet named John.
Hey Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV, I love you!
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johnerthan

johnerthan (or john, for short) is the manager of all dimensions. he does not tolerate wrongdoings, such as violation of the inter-dimensional laws. he gets exhausted from having to manage infinite dimensions, and punishing wrongdoings of mortals.
the punishments of johnerthan vary in many ways, such as, hard labor for the wrongdoer, or sentencing the wrongdoer to the void dimension. he has a fondness for keyboards for some odd reason, presumably for visiting the keyboard dimension. if johnerthan is not angered by a mortal, he may tell the mortal about a dimension, such as how to get there, what it is like in the dimension, and how to leave.
jim: i am going to eat beans right out of the can
tim: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus. you know your actions will anger johnerthan
jim: i suppose i can see as to the punishment i will recive
by nashdawaffle April 7, 2024
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johnerthan

the manager, guide, and punisher for all dimensions
tim: how do i get to the whevu dimension?
bim: ask johnerthan.
by nashdawaffle April 7, 2024
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