1. verb. to have a wardrobe consisting of only jersey. thus, making one a jersey whore
2. verb. to be desperate for girls. one would go as far as violating the golden rule of "bros before hoes" in order to get girls.
2. verb. to be desperate for girls. one would go as far as violating the golden rule of "bros before hoes" in order to get girls.
Ex.1: "Hey didnt you wear that james jersey yesterday?"
"Noo. its another one"
"HOLY. you just pulled a johnny"
Ex.2: "o man that guy just pulled a johnny. what a pimp. what a BSER"
"Noo. its another one"
"HOLY. you just pulled a johnny"
Ex.2: "o man that guy just pulled a johnny. what a pimp. what a BSER"
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Which is also the title of Mr. Bench's autobiography.
In episode one of Archer (an animated sitcom on FX) the phrase is used at least twice.
Which is also the title of Mr. Bench's autobiography.
In episode one of Archer (an animated sitcom on FX) the phrase is used at least twice.
Used primarily after an awkward moment in the conversation.
Man: When is the baby due.
Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Man: uhh. Umm
Woman: What?
Man: Johnny Bench Called (Then Departs the scene)
See Catch ya later
Man: When is the baby due.
Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Man: uhh. Umm
Woman: What?
Man: Johnny Bench Called (Then Departs the scene)
See Catch ya later
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The quantitative mixture of malt liquor, bagged/boxed crisp white wine. This lovely cocktail is crisp and refreshing, while providing you with the alcohol percentage you need to have a fun filled evening.
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Get the Johnny Quest mug.When someone has such douchey attire that they look like they spent 2.5 hours in the mirror trying to get their image juuuuust right. Oh yeah, and they're not in high school anymore...
Ruining movies by recycling and superimposing the same retarded characters over and over again. Acting like a disconnected lunatic/fruity/Burton-sucking/songster/gay-pirate without being under the influence of copious amounts of recreational and prescription drugs in Las Vegas with Benicio Del Toro. Thus destroying a previously enjoyable movie.
Johnny Depping, Depper, Depping, Depped, Depped-Out, Depped-Up, Deppish, Deppraved, or the obscure Northern Midwest context: Johnny Deepp.
Ruining movies by recycling and superimposing the same retarded characters over and over again. Acting like a disconnected lunatic/fruity/Burton-sucking/songster/gay-pirate without being under the influence of copious amounts of recreational and prescription drugs in Las Vegas with Benicio Del Toro. Thus destroying a previously enjoyable movie.
Johnny Depping, Depper, Depping, Depped, Depped-Out, Depped-Up, Deppish, Deppraved, or the obscure Northern Midwest context: Johnny Deepp.
He is so Johnny-Depped (ADJ.) in those London-cut, acid-washed, paint-stenciled, inside-out, tear-wear jeans. They totally match his Crocs. Is that glitter?"
This applies to hipsters, emo, bros, Jersey trash, over-zealous sports fans, over-eccentric gays, the over-accessorized, men wearing eyeliner, the over-pierced, the falsely accented, women who act like Zooey Deschannel, and yes this can also apply to inanimate possessions such as vehicle accessories, tacky decorations, olde-timey bicycles (for the sake of being super-meta and not just because it's 1870's Vienna), and anyone who over-uses chopsticks to be cultural.
This can be applied to pets and small children by Deppish Parents, thus becoming Deppendants, The Depp-Posed.
This applies to hipsters, emo, bros, Jersey trash, over-zealous sports fans, over-eccentric gays, the over-accessorized, men wearing eyeliner, the over-pierced, the falsely accented, women who act like Zooey Deschannel, and yes this can also apply to inanimate possessions such as vehicle accessories, tacky decorations, olde-timey bicycles (for the sake of being super-meta and not just because it's 1870's Vienna), and anyone who over-uses chopsticks to be cultural.
This can be applied to pets and small children by Deppish Parents, thus becoming Deppendants, The Depp-Posed.
by nosusdecipio October 9, 2012
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by Synyster Stalker July 30, 2009
Get the Johnny Christ mug.Johnny Depp is one of the most amazing people ever. If you've only seen pirates of the carribean then get your butt in gear and watch some more. He can evoke emotions that no orer actor can because he wants to act, and loves to act. Edward scirror hand made me sob for hours, what's eating Gilbert grape made me feel for the poor teenager too old for his years. The secret window made me love a killer. Alice in wonderland made me laugh and love the little kids story agian, and crybaby, oh I just live them all! An could go on forever. Johnny puts his heart into his work and that's why I love him so much.
And besides... He's a sex god!
And besides... He's a sex god!
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