Emo Jizz

Responding to a text using only emojis or emoticons

"Did you rly just emo jizz me...
NIGGA YOU FUCKING REPLIED WITH "*laughing emoji*"
Like seriously?

DONT FUCKING EMO JIZZ ME AGAIN."

by NoonMoon February 16, 2015

jizz party

A party where male ejaculate is the primary theme. Such a party usually involves a competition. One such competeition involves half-naked women standing inside kiddy pools. The rules usually applied to such a game is that each male at the party masturbates beside one of the women. He then ejaculates onto the woman. The semen then glides down her naked body and collects in the kiddy pool. The woman with the most semen in her kiddy pool at the end wins a prize.

Yo, you hear that Mark and Cisco are having an epic jizz party tomorrow night. I hope Tania is invited. I'll make her win by 5 gallons.

by oneangryzeus April 21, 2010

Jizz monger

originated in 5 century taipan
someone who hoards their jizz and refuses to unload on someone unless their deemed "worthy"

joey :"that guy wouldnt fuck my sister cos shes retarded"
Dave : "jizz monger"

by squarepusher December 17, 2003

train jizz

When a train shoots sparks on the tracks.
Ejaculation of a train.

Person 1: OMG, did you see the sparks from that train?
Person 2: Yeah, that was some serious train jizz

by that girl you know April 10, 2009

jizz jowls

When a female has performed so much fellatio that power and impact from the ejaculation has caused her to form jowls

No way i bet she sucks allot of dick check out the jizz jowls on her

by frogpubes October 4, 2013

Jizz Jazzer

When you ejaculate up someone's nose.

Dude, when Stacey was blowing me, i accidentally gave her a Jizz Jazzer.

by scratchy2868 July 7, 2018

jizz chips

Noun. Dried flakes of semen that are peeled off of some sort of substrate, usually being flesh.

After a long night of loving, me and Sarah just passed out afterwards. In the morning, she had a couple of jizz chips on her chin.

by WHTrunner December 5, 2013