Jew Lizard

A race of Jewish Lizard people who live underground and secretly control the Government's of the world.

I saw a Jew Lizard the other day.

by They are out there. June 15, 2013

jew candy

money for te jews.
- greg scully

do you want some of my jew candy?
yes i do want some of that jew candy!!!

by gergandrach June 5, 2009

jew-spring

The offspring of a Jewish couple. The jew-spring hatch from large black eggs ("jew eggs") and closely resemble giant rats, the only differences being their curly sideburns and an abundance of dispoasable income

Carl Allinson from Norton in Teesside (England) is an example of Jew-spring. The egg he hatched from was so large it drove his mother insane during birth and she is now totally off it

by sean mcghee February 1, 2009

Jew Gas

In Call of Duty: Black Ops, when someone uses the Nova Gas grenade.

He got the final kill cam by using Jew Gas.

Watch out, he threw Jew Gas in the room!

by Lord Maher 13 March 24, 2011

jew stick

its a tampon; you know what they're used for.

damn i started my period. i need a jew stick.

by ronaldrump June 18, 2008

Jew-ash

A really cool way to say Jewish. It will soon replace the traditional Jewish in all media, print materials, adn in other zoom ways.

Non-Jewish person: You're Jew-ash.
Jewish person: That's a cool way to say Jewish man.

by soupnazi710 August 29, 2005

jew ear

When an affected ear has become accustomed to only hear the sound of gold falling.

I can't hear anything out of my left ear except the gold coins in my wallet, looks I've caught some jew ear.

by reactiv August 9, 2009