by Koniowo July 6, 2020
Get the Jean mug.Jeans worn to try and demonstrate that the wearer has swag, and to attract the attention of the hottest girls around my showing how skinny they are and their ugly boxers. In reality they end up just being sagging, baggy jeans that no one can respect.
David: Hey Bibi, check out that dumbass over there with his ass hanging out the back of his swaggy jeans!
Bibi: Wow, could his pants hang down any lower? And what's the point of having a belt if it sags that much?
David: Right.
Bibi: I wish he would just go jump off a cliff.
Bibi: Wow, could his pants hang down any lower? And what's the point of having a belt if it sags that much?
David: Right.
Bibi: I wish he would just go jump off a cliff.
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Get the ghost jeans mug.A girl who seems very sweet and kind, but her are deceiving she is actually naughty and dosnt listen and gets upset if she dosnt get her way. Matti-jean usally born in june are cute but evil once she gets to know you.
by Billybobcow May 31, 2020
Get the matti-jean mug.The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...
Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?
Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?
Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!
Person 1: thanks bro...
Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?
Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!
Person 1: thanks bro...
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