Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .
News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.
by Arizona Mildman September 09, 2013
those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.
"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"
"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"
"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."
dumpster divas
"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"
"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."
dumpster divas
by 6uldv8 March 15, 2016
The least populated and least popular American state, having a few hundred people it was the birthplace of the misiveria founder and Geronimo Stilton
Person:Have you seen the news about New Montario? Person2: No,what is that place Person:Its where the Misiveria founder was born Person2:oh ok
by thenoneperson November 06, 2022
A term for masturbation.
by A term for masturbation August 28, 2015
Big Trucks, Small dicks, more abortions than the pre natal test for Down syndrome, local drunks who can’t fight and the occasional MIlF with a bald husband who’s to bud lights away from a domestic.
New Tecumseth is fucked, but cedar kitchen is pretty tight and the movie theatre seats go dummy hard
by Binker Gnarlow August 13, 2020
Pejorative term used to describe mainstream news outlets like CNN, Fox, Washington Post... heck, basically all of them, that choose to spin and propagandize and make people outraged rather than actually report objective news. These outlets are all slowly withering because statistically the vast majority of viewers are Baby Boomers or older, and younger generations are increasingly turning to the internet, especially YouTube, for more substantive content free of corporate interference.
"Dad, I don't mind eating dinner with you tonight but turn off your Boomer News, that shit rots your brain."
by Phantasy Starved June 11, 2021
New Cabraskasota is the 51 us state in the us. It is famous for its unique name and interesting culture. It is located near arizona. It has most of the u.s. oil.
by New Cabraskasota September 17, 2023