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puff boat racing

the sport of racing sailboats, often practiced by pretentious tossers from Ivy Leagues and private schools. A dull activity involving drifting around small lakes whilst barking like a pirate at other boats.
Casper's late for lunch again, he must be stuck on the pond puff boat racing again.
by trotter April 24, 2017
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Munchkiey banana boat

It means orroro
by Munchkiey tutu February 18, 2023
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motor boat race

A competition between two teen boys and two teen girls to see who can motor boat the fastest
Hugo and Harvey had the coolest motor boat race with Ursula and Kim last night.
by Mixymixon April 18, 2017
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Boat god Scenic

The god of boats lives in minecraft. He makes stream until he disappeared he checks on his discord. nut then he just disappeared. we made a grave for him. our lord scenic wont come back to stream.
Hello everyone
Scenic is boat god

Boat god scenic is boat god

ready for the raid?
by Germanempire25000 July 11, 2020
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portuguese lobster boat

Similar to the Dutch Rudder where a male would grab hold of his own penis and another person would grab the forearm of the hand gripping the man snake and move it as to perform masturbation. The Portuguese Lobster Boat adds to this act by adding another person to the mix. The third party would then take hold of the arm of the person grabbing hold of the arm of the person grabbing the man meat. The whole thing when coordinated correctly looks like 3 people rowing a boat.
Andy: Hey Joe, do you want to join Doug and I in the living room, we are trying to start up a Portuguese Lobster Boat?

Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.

Doug: its never gay bro, chill

Joe: You right...
by J0HNNY0 September 8, 2016
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Drunken Boat Position

A variation of the missionary position in which the receiving partner's legs are lifted high.

Calqued from the French "position de bateau ivre".
The Drunken Boat position enabled deeper penetration for fans of the missionary position.
by ApricotFields January 23, 2022
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Tug boat mafia

A very misfortunate group of men who have an extremely small penis.
His dicks so small he must the be the leader of the tug boat mafia
by Sweet Butterscotch June 22, 2016
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