an indie kid who partakes in the enjoyment of PBR and coffee to the point that their excrement is indiscernible from their caffeinated beverage of choice.
Person 1: Man Fred's in the Bathroom almost constantly. Is he bulimic or something?
Person 2: No: living the good life's turned him into a toilet paper hipster.
Person 1: Really? I heard tubgirl was one too, albeit a very confused one.
Person 2: true, true.
Person 2: No: living the good life's turned him into a toilet paper hipster.
Person 1: Really? I heard tubgirl was one too, albeit a very confused one.
Person 2: true, true.
by DryRainInbetween March 20, 2007
by pt_Kreepy March 23, 2004
by thepokeduck May 09, 2011
When you're at a party with kids or teenagers, and someone gets the bright idea to wrap someone up completely in toilet paper. The victim, willingly or unwillingly, stands with their arms at their sides amd legs together as they are wrapped from head to toe, resembling a mummy. This also can occur at children's party games and can happen with plastic wrap or duct tape in place of toilet tissue.
"Hey, I've got an idea—let's make you into a toilet paper mummy!"
"A what now?"
"We'll wrap you up in toilet paper! It'll be fun!"
"A what now?"
"We'll wrap you up in toilet paper! It'll be fun!"
by Huehuehue321 June 19, 2017
by I'm a real hot piece of paper February 18, 2018
by octopod July 11, 2004
Noun - Spin on traditional game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. While Paper beat rock, rock beats scissors, handjob beats my meat.
The other night, I conned this girl into a game of rock, paper, handjob. I told her, "If I win, you have to give me a handjob. If I lose, you get to beat my meat".
by He who had the most fun July 11, 2008