The time between 9 PM to 12 PM for people who have either school or things to do the next day but still want to participate in sad nigga hours whilst getting a reasonable amount of sleep.
Person 1: Ayy man why you sad. Sad nigga hours doesn't start till 2
Person 2: Early sad nigga hours who tf up, I got school tomorrow fam
Person 1: Oh shit my bad
Person 2: Early sad nigga hours who tf up, I got school tomorrow fam
Person 1: Oh shit my bad
by DeadBread May 26, 2018

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.
The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.
The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.
Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.
My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.
My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.
by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

Ben: Im hungry, what's for dinner?
Eric: I'm not hungry I just got back from your mom's house. She started her own 24 Hour Taco Shop. Get Shit On Ben.
Eric: I'm not hungry I just got back from your mom's house. She started her own 24 Hour Taco Shop. Get Shit On Ben.
by Boxx November 3, 2006

When no matter what the problem maybe, you just keep on trooping to get a man excited or to keep going until, finally, after hours of getting humped you nut off.
Erika IS the 4 hour power house.
S: wow that was great!
E: uh! we're not finished (so she proceeds to help him get it up)
S: i'm really sorry this never happened to me before.
E: yea i'm sure. Your a waste of time. (Storms off, pissed)
E: Behold the power of a sweed (what she's thinking)
S: wow that was great!
E: uh! we're not finished (so she proceeds to help him get it up)
S: i'm really sorry this never happened to me before.
E: yea i'm sure. Your a waste of time. (Storms off, pissed)
E: Behold the power of a sweed (what she's thinking)
by Zebra#1 March 27, 2008

Manager: How many hours per week do you think you can work?
Bob: I'm looking for some Part Part-Time Hours...just like one or two hours aweek
Manager: Get out of here, now!
Bob: I'm looking for some Part Part-Time Hours...just like one or two hours aweek
Manager: Get out of here, now!
by ColbyW September 30, 2012

by tal0n34 June 29, 2016

When you are pissed at your significant other so you don't communicate with them for twenty four hours.
"Yeah, Ryan wouldn't stop making fun of my leather jogging pants, I think it's time for some twenty four hour ice."
"Yeah, Ryan wouldn't stop making fun of my leather jogging pants, I think it's time for some twenty four hour ice."
by Jessi loves Chicago February 12, 2015
