Jab the Hog

To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.

“Had to jab the hog last night. Wasn’t horny, just medically necessary.”

by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025

Hog Auger

Referring to your penis after a long night of drinking then going out to purpously sleep with large women in competition with your friends to see who can sleep with the most in one night.

Man my hog auger hurts a ton today. I was out humping fat chicks all night and i bet i won.

by firebill July 14, 2011

hogs goblin

Something that is bad. Some could say hogs goblin could be defined as the worst. This definition was derived from working at KFC as it is the worst place to work.

E.g. "Working at KFC is the hogs goblin"

by Thanks for playing July 7, 2015

Hog paws

When filthy fucks have their hands in their ass, digging in their nose and playing with themselves they end up with hog paws

God! Hog paws has her hands in her ass again

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018

Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.

Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.

by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019

Hog Rider

Hog rider is a character from clash of clans often used in meme culture, but most of the people use him are trying to blur the line of "funny" and "racism," unknowingly creating a new genre, "Racist humor." Splendid

Guy 1: I'm going to deploy my hog riders
Guy 2: HOG RIDAAAAA
Guy 1: please shut the fuck up

by A Guy Who Describes Things June 10, 2022

Ground Hog

When a male lets his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend while she thinks its him

Keegan sat back and watched his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend. AKA Ground Hog

by Loxter November 28, 2014