hog rider

hog rider is the best person in the games of clash og clans (coc) and clash royale (cr)

i trained 20 hog riders in my sussy barracks (coc reference)

by hog_rider_69420 March 03, 2022

Hog Rubber

A person who enjoys the act of rubbing other people’s johns (commonly known as penises) for the single purpose of mischief.

“Damn, Bobby won’t quit rubbing my PENIS, he’s a real Hog Rubber”

by RealBallClapper May 16, 2025

SLOBBER HOG

A nasty disgusting pig of a person

Tell that slobber hog bitch to stay away from my man.

by ONE AR BADDNESS December 05, 2024

Anal Hog

Someone who gets so brutally pounded in the booty, that their entire essence becomes that of an ugly, ravenous, pig-like creature with no standards or common sense.

Nicole- “WOW, that pounding was fantastic. I need more.”
Chris- “Holy fucking shit dude, Nicole is an anal hog.”

by kushman16 August 23, 2018

Fat Hog

To pack a fat hog, meaning you packed a 3/4 of a tin of Grizzly or Copenhagen mint (long cut obviously). The size of your lip usually visible from 20 feet away, and only true dippers send it.

Yo dude, I packed a fat hog yesterday and gutted it all!

by iShredDaily October 08, 2020

hog carmen

When you've worked in Sports Talk Radio long enough to become a legend, you're a "Hog Carmen!"

I turned on 92.3 The Fan in Cleveland this morning, and I heard the Legendary Hog Carmen in action!

by Darksatan624 November 26, 2019

crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

by fortsorcrankhog April 03, 2024