River hog

An overweight liberal that is delusional about her appearance and most likely has an only fans.

I had to block this river hog on Snapchat.

by anonymous March 3, 2021

alabama hog fight

While Eiffel towering a girl with a buddy you decide to have an arm wrestling match on her back.

Me and my buddy went home with a girl from the bar and decided to have an Alabama hog fight on her.

by Wafflestomper69 March 5, 2021

Hog Leg

A huge turd!

You should have seen thst damned hog leg I just left in that shitter!
Never flush a hog leg. Thaose trophies should be enjoyed.

by Oldrubberlips April 23, 2021

hog

male with a large dick

Yeah im a hog

by Ragehyeat987 May 8, 2021

hog trotter

Penis of a hog. A declicacy in the south. Another slang term for it is a Tom thumb. ( southern term)

They cooked a hog trotter for dinner and sliced it up every one thought it was a piece of ham.

by wordologist618 December 22, 2012

Time Hog

International Pig of Mystery whose powers include skeet shooting, satirical wit, and obscure Wes Anderson references. He wears a cape, only sometimes gels his hair, and generally has a difficult time putting on weight.

"Hey Time Hog, come over here and TRY to solve world hunger."

"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

by International Pig of Mystery September 20, 2013

hog mother

adj. A Gamer Girl who loves to flick the ol' bean and chug loose corn-milk.

Ugh, you are a honkin' Hog Mother.

Gosh, your friend is quite the Hog Mother. I caught her flicking her nipples thrice this week.

by Micky123 October 9, 2013