Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

push his stool in

Used to describe anal sex in the presence of mixed company.

"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push his stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"

by My Cancer has AIDS March 20, 2014

chucked his boots in

Died

Jerry Malengela when asked where his (dead) dad lived "Oh my dad has chucked his boots in"

by Sturoselle December 23, 2011

laughing in his grave

Instead of a situation causing the dead to roll in discomfort, it instead cause them to laugh from the grave by being proved right in a way

Freud is laughing in his grave

by Gotta do everything myself August 09, 2020

Pissing on his table

A guest is taking too much advantage of a host's hospitality.

"You're always pissing on his table"

"Dude come on why you gotta piss on my table"

"Chad was pissing on Josh's table at the party last night"

by ThrowawayAcoutn October 14, 2014

sugar in his ass

When a guy likes dick in his ass. Gay man.

He looks like he has a little sugar in his ass.

by TheMan600987 May 06, 2016

sit in his chair

(Russian expression)

In slang, to sit in someone's chair, in Russia, means to 'pimp' out a woman to them

"Hey did you get the cop to get off your back about the murder charge?"

"Yeah, I had my daughter sit in his chair, and they let me go."

by Bezukladnikov August 28, 2017