overplayed his punt

Overplayed his punt; (v) When someone does something that ends up way more remarkable than his initial effort.

When you see a total dork-ass feeb with a hot chick, you say; Wow, that dude really overplayed his punt to end up with her!

It's like when a football team recovers the ball and scores on a kick away.

When a guy pulls of a terrible pick up line, but gets laid anyway.

by Reverend Ron October 30, 2010

chucked his boots in

Died

Jerry Malengela when asked where his (dead) dad lived "Oh my dad has chucked his boots in"

by Sturoselle December 27, 2011

Hi I'm Amir

Hi I'm Amir

Hi I'm Amir
Holy fuck is that Amir
Yes I am Amir
Hi Amir

by Hey I'm Amir October 19, 2021

yelling at his shoes

Vomiting, especially in public.

"Did you see how wasted Mike was last weekend? He spent the whole night yelling at his shoes. "

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

Scrunchie for his Hoodie

November 28th is give a girl you hoodie and give a boy your scrunchie day!

Hey, your crush is waiting for a scrunchie for his hoodie!

by ayyyee yeetius November 20, 2019

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

bag his junk

The act of putting on a condom.

John Edwards wanted to be the leader of the free world, but wasn't smart enough to bag his junk.

by jrsjoint March 15, 2010