goon laid

a drink consisting of Kool-Aid and multiple pounds of sugar

maaaaan, that was some bomb goon laid

by tomtomtom jenakins January 25, 2018

Moon Gooning

Becoming one with nature itself by masturbating as you look up the moonlight and taking in the scenery

Doo: Me and the boys out here Moon Gooning with the Sounding Fathers.
yumi: You need a license for Moon Gooning with your local Tribe Leader.

by The Horny December 1, 2023

Flicker Gooning

The act of Gooning your male genitals (jerking yo shi) while simultaneously fingering your booty hole

"Ben, Stop Flicker Gooning in class I can hear it from across the room man"

"Not now I almost beat my record of 2 Minutes bro just let me cook"

by TipTickleson1972 June 1, 2024

gooning

Child kidnapping that’s legal in most of the United States.
Usually done to children sent to a wilderness program or residential treatment center.

“Did you hear about Dave?”
“Yeah, his parents are gooning him to an RTC.”

by Medical Negligence Protester July 10, 2024

Rage Goon

When someone is gooning in an angry manor.

He rage gooned last night.

by GooGiver32 May 14, 2025

Gooning

The act of being a good friend and having the back of your fellow goons

Man that guy Alex was gooning the other day!
I’ve been gooning out with the gang!

by ImoGod December 8, 2023

Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.

I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.

by LqdAim February 16, 2025