Coach Golden

He has a good since of hummer and he is a great and and a great Christian and he if gets mad at the team he gets mad

Coach Golden has coached football for a long time

by Trainer Riebel September 19, 2021

Golden rule

Treat people like shit, that way they treat you like shit. Don't expect them to treat you like shit though, some people try to be friendly to try and get you to be friendly to them.

An asshole's golden rule is not the same as a friendly person's golden rule.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

golden flapjack

A sex act involving urination and the pouring of syrup over one's chest. See also: golden shower

Last night, she gave me a golden flapjack!

by almasty September 2, 2020

golden cowbell

When you're pissing on a girls head and you smack your dick against her face while repeating the words " ding dong ding dong"

Last night while I was fucking your mom, she asked me to treat her like the filthy cow she is, so I grabbed her by the utters and gave her a golden cowbell!

by ReelDebt August 7, 2017

golden boomerang

When a person lays on his/her back, pees straight up in the air and then catches it in their mouth.

Harold has one party trick, the Golden Boomerang, but he usually misses and gets the carpet wet.

by Dr. Meredith Gray March 17, 2023

Golden💖

Golden💖 - A heart that loves God

Golden💖's ask God's forgiveness if they start to feel like they hate someone. Thats why they are always so loving and happy!

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by Golden💖 May 18, 2019

golden bulging

The act of a well behaved group of men or women who derive sexual excitement from urinating on the protruding midriff of a pregnant woman.

Not to be confused with orange bulging which is being caught stealing oranges from the market and much less sexy.

“Roddard? Isn’t Ginger almost at term now? Shouldn't we invite the clan round for a spot of golden bulging before she pops?”

by Rodhard hardcastle November 27, 2017