Football Hand

Doing something in a soft/gentle way

While kissing, he grabbed my hair with a football hand and I liked it.

by nickname27 September 25, 2023

Sunday Football

goated football that is played on sunday before a traditional sunday roast. the 16:30 games are the best because they bring so much anticipation into the prem

sunday football is the greatest thing to ever grace this fucking planet

by big fat tubby October 2, 2023

High school football

A place where you can watch football that is played by high schoolers. The guys that play football are always hot and ripped, but are usually either dumb, rude, or both.

“My ex boyfriend was an athlete, I always went to his high school football games. We broke up because he lit my mom on fire.”

by Cassandranon April 11, 2024

footbal

the dumbest thing ever

you're footbal.

by UR A F****R April 16, 2024

Toss the football

When two people sit ass to ass and squeeze out a firm turd and push it back and forth into each other.

Jamie and Jason were so gay. They toss the football all night.

by jimsnickery April 21, 2024

Silent Football

A rules and argument-based social game played in a circle with several players, the first player to aquire three strikes loses and must perform a punishment decided on by the other players

"Dude let's play silent football!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"

by Voidless void May 11, 2024

Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."

by Hectorino November 26, 2021