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Gangsta Fart

When the release of your gas is so satisfying, you can’t help but say “Uhhh”; similar to Master P’s grunts during his most prominent tracks.
“Uhhh”, I exclaimed as, I straight gangsta farted.
by Kardeum June 20, 2018
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fart in a spacesuit

one more perfectly descriptive means of stating the utter uselessness of a thing or individual, or to some extent, it's unwelcome status within a given situation, for the most part......see also concrete parachute chocolate kettle ashtray on a motorcycle fart in an elevator
He's hopeless, about as useful & as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016
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fart jail

The act of farting in the doorway of a room so the occupant is confined to the room unless they pass through the fart cloud.
My girlfriend wanted to smoke my last Newport so I locked her down in fart jail and smoked it myself.
by mountain_man77 July 12, 2012
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Plastic Fart

A fart that produces a surprisingly loud noise due to the plastic chair being sat on acting as an amplifier.
John was sitting in the Doctor's waiting room when he felt the need to fart. He tried to slip out a silent one but ended up doing a plastic fart. It was so loud an old lady shit herself and two babies started to cry.
by normanstanleyfletcher June 9, 2015
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fart patty

when you fart and you are sitting down and poop comes out and makes a patty
Guy-"you did you hear that guy? he just farted so loud"

Guy2-"ya that dude totally just made a fart patty"
by triscuitss March 3, 2009
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spikey farts

When you fart so harshly you feel like a million nails were dispersed from your asshole by farting
My spikey farts are so bad they make my butt hole bleed
by batmanfarts September 24, 2015
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Stop farting

Jus stop farting! Go take a shit or something or go fart somewhere else I don’t wanna smell ur shit!
by hamburger2020 May 2, 2021
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