fake the funk

to pretentiously act or appear productive or busy; to "go through the motions"

We need to fake the funk so the boss doesn't think we lack ambition.

by Jon64Bailey December 22, 2008

fake-out

verb- the act of teasing a guy, without kissing, but proceeding farther with physical actions, for example articles of clothing being removed and heavy petting

a prostitute doesn't kiss but pleasures a male in many different ways is a fake-out

by Lacey Carter April 25, 2006

Fake wife

The act of showing your nutsack to your friends for a laugh

Yo mike last night was crazy. We pulled the fake wife on chuck!

by hardcor3r4bbit February 23, 2015

fake blood

Can't be trusted or lies about everything freaks out over smallest things. Dumbass whore. who lies to make others feel bad.

Wow shes such a fake blood

by Fakeassbloodsarah December 1, 2016

FAKE and GAY

The common word of the youtube troll.

This video is FAKE and GAY.
or
This video is FALSE and HOMOSEXUAL

by RayWilliamJohnsonsMom February 8, 2010

Fake girlfriend

A girl that everyone says could be your girlfriend. Even you know it's true but wont addmit it. You guys both have feelings for each other but your in another realationship.

That's my fake girlfriend or whatever. You already know why.

by blanquita7777 December 25, 2018

fake dress

A pair of trousers that looks, from a distance, like a dress. Usually worn by women aren't proud to be female, yet are deluded into thinking they are doing their part to look girly. Very unoriginal.

Uther:"What a beautiful dress you have on!"
Igraine:"Those are pants."
Uther:"Ho-hum, another unoriginal tomboy wearing the typical fake dress."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 20, 2006