Bed fucking

When you grab you dick and rub against your bed up and down until you cum 😉

Jason grabbed his cock and fucked the bed and thought about boys at school and imagining them fucking each other up the ass. He cumed so much that he felt dehydrated. He finished Bed Fucking

by Gaycumboy09 February 21, 2018

could you fucking not

What you say when you strongly disagree with something that was said/done/is happening. Can be applied to persons, actions, pretty much anything that you want to emphasize against.

1." Hey Im gay, fuck me in ass please!" - Peter
"Could you fucking not, were in public, dumbass" -Me
2. *Eating some lit french fries*
*Peter comes and starts munching from your fries stash*
"Hey Peter, could you fucking not?" -Me
3. *Waking up at weekend to notice that its raining like motherfucker outside*

"Goddamn, could you fucking not" - Me

by Realest motherfucker June 29, 2016

I don't care for this fucking shit

When one does not like a piece of fucking shit.

John: Sorry, but I drank the last of the soda.
Bob: I don't care for this fucking shit.

by gateboy6 June 10, 2013

holy fucking shit

basically means wow that is fucking incredible how/why did he/she do that?

holy fucking shit he put his tounge in his asshole.

by napoleondynamite June 14, 2005

no fucking way

Expression of awe, excitement, fear, or sometimes all three at once.

Also, the textbook rejection to Luke Marshall asking a girl to the movies.

See also: Holy Freakin Muffins

No fucking way, sixty-foot waves on a nudist beach?

by Luke December 26, 2004

Fucking Bentley

A phrase used by one who is fanatic about any Bentley car. Usually accompanied with a pair of underpants filled with semen/girl juice (dependent on the sex of the person in question, naturally)

Oh my god, look whats coming into the car park...it's a FUCKING BENTLEY!!!!!!!!!!!

by John918 August 4, 2008

Fucking gay jew

deadtorights17

"deadtorights17 is a fucking gay jew."

by Brandon Hudson July 2, 2019