Facebook band

A band that has made a facebook page and discusses picture opportunities and makes t-shirts...but hasn't actually written any music, performed anywhere or had any band practices.

Wow..that band page has a lot of likes..wait, have they even written any music? What a facebook band!

by AndAllThatTaz October 29, 2011

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Facebook Lie

A girl or guy (usually girl) who on facebook appears to be quite attractive typically8/10 or above , but then in real life is way below expected 6/10 .

Ben; Hey , iv been facebooking this really fit girl check her out (link)
Jim : wow shes hot !

Ben ; yea im meeting her tomorrow

NEXT DAY
Ben; OMG she was morbidly obese , what a total facebook lie !

by lucylionb February 7, 2012

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Facebook Regret

When you write post thinking its something inspiring or trending. But instead it receives lots of backlash. Due to the backlash you post an apology expressing your regret hitting send and delete the post.

Did you read Gina’s post on Facebook?

Yeah, I did and it had Facebook Regret written all over it. She since apologized and deleted the post.

by Starving Artist246 June 22, 2023

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facebook kevorkian

A person who assists a Facebook user in committing Facebook suicide (deleting their account), especially with regard to deleting all information and data - to the extent that Facebook allows.

Marcy wants to commit facebook suicide, but needs some help. I've agreed to be her facebook kevorkian.

by sea beagle January 2, 2011

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Facebook dating

A new online dating platform created by Facebook to control even more aspects of your life. Only use this service if you like fat chicks and single moms!

Guy 1: Hey man! You gotta check this Facebook dating thing out!
Guy 2: Wait they did what now?

by Workin mans April 22, 2020

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