ethan mitchell

A heroic former(?) dope fiend with blondish hair of various lengths who lunges about in the north kentville area of kajackastan sometimes a carrying a large knife. This has sometimes caused him to be also named the king of norway, and a thrower of cabbage. (usually well aimed). Spends his days searching for sea manatees and wilderbeasts to slaughter opps i mean laughter. Has a distain for hygiene and proudly states that he has never once washed his hair. However he magically smells great regardless.

anthony:look at that sexy ethan mitchell with the enormous blood stained knife!

margo:he smells so good!

anthony:those sea manatees and wilderbeasts better watch out!

margo:can we patent that smell?

by psychomary June 13, 2011

Ethan Ritz

A super fly dude, who looks like a seal and is best freinds with a black haired jew.

hey did you see that jew and that seal
yeah that was Ethan Ritz and david

by LionofZion June 04, 2009

Ethan Wilson

Only the best person to ever exist. He’s top-tier and truly deserves the whole entire universe. Also I’m totally gonna beat him at proving that’s he’s the best.

“Boy do you know who’s the absolute best?”
“Whomst?”

“Ethan Wilson

but he can’t SEE HOW FOR SOME REASON.”

by The Great Comet of 1812 December 24, 2018

ethan lawrence

He's gay

Man you're like... Ethan Lawrence

by OzWaht March 25, 2019

Ethan's mom

The legends of Ethan's mom are renowned across the 828 thst she is indeed....fuckable.

Yo Horton have you heard the legends about Ethan's mom? "Oh yeah Aron I know"

by Hoose 218 March 29, 2016

Ethan G

Ethan is a little bitch boy who thinks he is an epic NERDNITE gamer....he can't take a joke and gets offended by everything.
He claims to be things he isnt.

If you know an Ethan like this please eliminate the target..
Or get help from me by giving me your mom's credit number with the three strange numbers at the back *wink*

Ethan: I'm Asian..
Me: no your not.
Ethan: yes I am...my grandma's dog was Asian so that makes me asian.
Me: *uncontrollably laughing* fuck offfffff!! Haahah

Ethan G gets offended haahhaha

by WinkyDinkyDoo August 27, 2019

ethan morton

Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man

guy-“aye you know ethan morton?”
girl-“how else do you think i got this bad limp”

by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018