edward (teddy) trout

he's hella weird. he needs to get his speedo lookin ass tf outta here bruh. Michael is 1000000 time better.

some kid: "hey do u know edward (teddy) trout!"
some other kid: "that annoying ass bitch. he needs to get his speedo looking ass outta here !!!!"

by des and ace February 5, 2022

Edward Scissor Lips

Lips that are so chapped and cracked that they are trying to cut yours when you kiss.

That Bitch needs to go face down in a bowl of Cocoa butter before she tries to kiss me, she's got them Edward Scissor Lips!

by ECO-AF December 14, 2021

Edward

👩🏿 🦲🤞🏾

“omg look at that bald man over there! “
“Wow he kinda looks like Edward “

by noneofurbuziness December 21, 2021

Edward

👩🏿 🦲🤞🏾

“omg look at that bald man over there! “
“Wow he kinda looks like Edward “

by noneofurbuziness December 21, 2021

Edward Pizza Hands

A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.

"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."

by Quinterrogator February 12, 2022

Edward

Edward, a kid, loving, guy. He can be clumsy sometimes but when he meets the right person he changes to a new funny, charming and cute person. Find an Edward for you

Girl# 1: Edward is cute.
Girl# 2: No, hes funny.
Girl#3: NO, He both.
All 3 Girl's: AHHH

by snapy009 February 27, 2022

edwardsport

Edwardsport, also known as e-town is a little town outside of bicknell in indiana. Its where the men are men & the sheep r scared.

Edwardsport is a good place to go if u never want to b seen again.

by Notoriousb.o.b February 27, 2022