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Shepherd’s Dump

Noun

Feces discharged from the body, after consuming a gluttonous helping of Shepherd’s Pie. Specifically, one which mimics the triple layered arrangement of aforementioned culinary delight by commencing with an audible discharge of dark and loosely assembled feces, followed by various undigested vegetable remnants and finally concluding in the voidence of a pillowy soft topping in the consistency of whipped potatoes.
A Shepherd’s Pie of this rich quality will surely be followed by a Shepherd’s Dump of complimentary magnitude.
by Everybody’s Uncle May 11, 2020
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cosmic dump

A bowel movement of universal proportions
Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.
by Chrispitters August 6, 2018
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flesh dump

A birth that is undesired, or a non-affectionate term for childbirth.
When that girl had a baby at prom and then threw it in the trash, she had the nerve to call it a flesh dump.
by apink May 26, 2010
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dump trunks

Loose, thread-bare fabric sagging in the seat of one's shorts that jostles about like one took a dump in their trunks. Occurs mostly to folks with odd-shaped bods and who believe shorts don't need washing as often as other garments. Will usually smell like bus seat and fecal grease in affected region.
"Connor can't get the smell of skid marks out of his mouth since he bit into Perry's filthy dump trunks."
by Fauxby K February 21, 2020
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Sumo Dump

When you have to take a shit so massive you take your shirt off in preparation of the upcoming struggle. So you dump while looking like a sumo wrestler.
I had tacos late last night with so much hot sauce i had to sumo dump when i woke up.
by 15th round April 29, 2022
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Rolling Dump

The act of immediately bathing after taking a dump. This can be done out of convenience (getting ready in the morning as part of a normal routine) or necessity (little to no toilet paper or just a plain messy dump).

If the shower is initiated before the dump it can also serve to mask common noises heard during the act including, but not limited to grunting, squeaking, banging, moaning, plopping, and echoes.

The term rolling is figurative and not literal. There have been no known cases of an individual physically rolling from the toilet into the shower.
"After downing 2 bowls of my mom's chili, I knew Alex was going in for a rolling dump because the shower started right after he sprinted into the bathroom"
by unevenair April 28, 2012
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Bush dump

To take a dump in the bush, typically without use of toilet paper.
Hey, Jeff, eat light or you'll be bush dumping this whole trip!
by Monsieur Teapot January 20, 2020
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