Dildo

Something your girl uses when your not around to ride her.

She uses the dildo

by Okeylol123 March 22, 2018

Dildo

It's literally just a plastic penis that girls use for pleasure.

ITS A FUCKING PLASTIC PENIS

Your mom uses a dildo
haha jk

by idkwhoiambut...hereiam March 18, 2020

dildo

noun
noun: dildo; plural noun: dildos
1. an object, sometimes equipped with a vibration device, usually phallic in nature, used to provide sexual stimulation.

2. a city in Newfoundland, Canada.

3. a species of long, narrow cactus.

1. "she masturbated with a dildo."
2. "Hes been in Dildo."
3. "Look at all those dildos!"

by The Carolinian Linguist February 25, 2022

Dildo

Dildo (noun) (adj) (slang) As to person: A tool used for someone else's pleasure. Usually determental to the majority.

President Biden is such a dildo for the liberal globalist agenda.

by Teratoma01 February 02, 2024

dildo

a man or boy regarded as extremely contemptible.

Harun,Uriah,Kenny,Kevin,Harvey,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Tom,Jim,Bill,and Jason are nothing but a bunch of big dildos.

by JMC70 February 26, 2017

Dildo

A quaint little town located in Newfoundland Canada

Me: I love Dildo
Friend: Same
Bystander: WTF

by lysergic acid enjoyer December 10, 2024

dildo

a bit dick thing that goes up ur ass. feels v nice

"omg shove ur massive 15 inch shrek dildo up my tight bussy"

by mmmmada- December 20, 2021