Happy Depression

LOL it doesn't sound like tis possible does it? Well it's basically when you spend all day doing something SO awesome (usually with someone you have feelings for) that the next day when you go back to your normal life, you feel sad that every day can't be like that amazing day. The reason it's happy is because nothing "bad" happened. Something good happened that you wish would happen more often. It wears off within a few days or so, and is nothing that will last. What will last is your increased feelings toward the your "crush" so to speak.

Guy: Dude, how was yesterday with (insert lover's name here)?

Other Guy: It was amazing! I wish that everyday could be as amazing as yesterday. I've got bad case of Happy Depression.

Guy: Sucks man

Other Guy: IKR

by timeisoftheescense October 12, 2011

Post porn depression

A male version of post parting depression. The feeling of being exhausted, guilty, and regretful.

He had post porn depression when the man walked into the room and f$%led her brains better than you.

by Solid Mantis July 29, 2016

Porn defection squad

A group of people who go around and talk to people and try to get them to defect from "normal" society and join the porn scene movement. They do the by telling them how great life is with all that free sex and inviting them to there orgies ect.

Lets go talk to that porn defection squad.

by Deep blue 2012 April 12, 2010

Depression

When you watched pewdiepie’s video this morning and have nothing to watch in bed because he’s the only thing worth watching on YouTube.

Oh shit, I watched pewdiepie’s video this morning now I have nothing to watch! I am filled with depression...

by ? ? ? ?? ??? January 15, 2019

self-deprecation

Modesty abducted and bound to a pedestal.

I am the king of self-deprecation.

by Master of Disater July 15, 2003

Deprecious

An adorable combination of depressed and precious. Used to describe animals or people who are are dispassionate, malcontent, or grumpy, while maintaining an irresistibly adorable quality.

"Your dog looks so sad! But he's really cute." "Yes, he does have a certain tragic deprecious quality about him."

by Carolina Plantagenet December 14, 2012

Depression

Something I will never get rid of.

Depression for life.

by ebuetheman11 October 8, 2018