Death by English class

When your English teacher wants you to write three essays and a research paper in one week.

Random Student: "My friend died from insomnia after he wrote ten 100-page essays in one week."
Cool Math teacher: "Dude, I think that's called 'death by English class'."

by Just a female gamer&programmer March 7, 2016

Death Clown

A person who laughs during a funeral.

My family shunned me after I became a death clown.

by Science02 July 24, 2016

Death

The only thing I have left to look forward to

I cant wait for death its the only cure for life

by The only cure for life February 28, 2017

death-fished

When a narcissistic person fakes their own death with the help of their family and friends, in lieu of breaking up with someone.

"Did you hear that Paul lied about his untimely death because he thinks he is sick and didn't want his girfriend to witness his decline.? She was totally "death-fished"

by xxkookie70 June 4, 2017

Death

The sweet relief. The savior, and every emo's dream.

Oh yes the sweet relief of death

by Emo turkey fish thing June 6, 2017

Death wish coffee

The most amazing coffee on the planet earth put the ENERGIZER bunny on cocaine that is what this coffee is about when you pour your coffee it looks like lumpy sludge motor oil

DEATH WISH COFFEE is the only coffee I ever want to drink again

by Death by coffee September 18, 2017

Death

Best cure for life.

Dude death is the best cure ever!

by Katlion October 24, 2017