dames

an expression of dismay, akin to "damn it".

dames, i didn't know he had the shotgun...

by [Q] December 24, 2009

Datesume

A datesume is a mix between a date and resume. A datesume is on-line profile that you would use on an on-line dating website to try to attract or get the attention of your target audience.

Lisa worked long and hard on her datesume to project the perfect positive representation of herself to attract the perfect partner.

by CDUBS74 October 1, 2009

date-sitting

Going out on dates or otherwise occupying someone's boy or girlfriend so that said someone can get on with their lives.

Date-Sitter - the sucker stuck acting as a buffer between two such people in a dying relationship.

He was driving me nuts, so I talked one of my sorority sisters into date-sitting him for a few weeks until I'm more firmly attached to Bruiser here.

by marfita May 28, 2010

Date Rape Face

One who posseses the face of a date rapist.

I dont know why she dates that abercrombie-wearing douchebag, plus, that dude has date rape face.

by Buffguy678 May 22, 2011

datebomb

a shocking piece of information shared that ruins an otherwise good date.

yeah my date with that hot chick was going great until she dropped the datebomb on me that she has 2 kids.

by arupaloka October 25, 2011

Date Balls

They are nicer, fancier, and classier balls that come out when you're on a special date. Most girls know whether or not you've got your date balls hanging down there or if you're still just packing normal boring balls. Girls will generally bring it up once they know they've come out too.

Kate immediately grabbed Drew's hand and pulled him back to her bedroom from the TV once she noticed that his date balls had come out.

by thehomie69 September 5, 2013

datass

When you are looking at someone's booty or ass and it looks good or bad.

" Aye, look at datass ..."
"Woah, it looks bouncy!"

by R.E.S.P.E.C.T.F.U.LS.A.V.A.G.E September 14, 2016