Urban Dictionary It

When a ignorant person asks what something means (usually in an inappropriate sense) and you don't even want to bother explaining it, you tell them to Urban Dictionary It, which means to look it up on urbandictionary.com. This is similar to google it.

Person 1: What does milf mean?
Person 2: Urban Dictionary it.

by Microphona June 7, 2009

urban dictionary

A dictionary website where 60% of the words are made up ones that no one actually says when speaking. Example: abc sex, pussy willy, girlfriend button, vapor politics, etc. 90% of the words are sexual definitions with examples that are practically porn descriptions. Despite these inconveniences, it is quite helpful seeing as the slang nowadays is getting completely ridiculous.

Who knew in that retarded soulja boy song, "superman" meant to cum on a girls back, then stick a sheet on her so she looks like she's wearing a cape? Thanks, Urban dictionary, for exposing soulja boy as the fucktard prick he is

by xoxorockkixassoxo October 19, 2008

virgin-dictionary

The mind set of a complete newcomer to the ways and workings of urban dictionary.

Nicholas slowly logged on to his dusty windows 95. He thought to himself, "why aren't I good at anything"? Finally as his desktop began to load it reminded him of vacation in Paris several years back. The slow dull roar of the computer motor was similar to that dull summer. The lack of enticement and energy was a paradox due to its summer persona.
Once the internet explorer started up, I saw Opera's face on the AOL homepage, what a fat bitch. I hate my life.
Looking for excitement I decided to check out this unprecedented website, named: urbandictionary.com. Again, as the page loaded, I loaded my gun. This time if I did not find excitement, I would shoot myself. But, right away my eyes locked down on the words of the day from the past week. "Wow". For the first time since my six year old daughters wedding, I was mesmerized. The passion, thrill, and creativity in each definition was astonishing. "I must make own", I thought.
I ended up defining poop, the editors rejected it though. Before shooting myself I asked god why, he replied, BECAUSE YOU ARE IN THE PERPETUAL STATE OF MIND, KNOWN AS VIRGIN-DICTIONARY!

by thygurunarrator February 18, 2009

Unnecessary urban dictionary entries

Entries of peoples' friend's on urban dictionary. Often times, the submitter is a desperately obsessive and protective young fag who was born without testicles and therefore must impress his partner by entering their partners' names in as something like "cool!" or "funny" or, in the most severe of cases; "the best thing that's ever happened to me!" Get a life.

"stop the unnecessary urban dictionary entries and for god's sake, find a more creative way to express yourself.."

by mrcleansscrubbingbubbles April 30, 2009

urban dictionary definer

Lonely nerds who tend to read real dictionaries for fun. Use urban dictionary to slag off their roommates/lab partners/their only friend, e.g. "John - definition: a big gay faggot who smells like cottage cheese"
The lucky ones will be part of a pack of two or three irrelevant cock munchers, surfing urban dictionary in their spare time, making up shyte phrases, e.g. "shralp", "a3 ayri" and "battlebot".

The urban dictionary definer sits on a bench on his own, wearing a sweater vest and eating peanut butter from the tub with his finger. Often carries a laptop around just in case a new phrase like "kkthnx" pops into mind. He is the prey of many predators including jocks, cheerleaders, dead plants and rocks.

"Hey sniperdude 321223 im urban dictionary defining at the moment, ill play halo with you later though"
"ok no worries. speak to you soon halospartan 25924495"

"hey look its an urban dictionary definer..."
"how can you tell?"
"he is shit at life."

by Doomon April 16, 2008

Urban Dictionary editors

Nerds who spend all their time on Urbandictionary.com.
They only choose definitions that favor geeks. Facist pigfuckers.

Urban Dictionary editors are mostly Japs.

by L-o-l-a July 28, 2008

dictionary.com

it's basically like this except it's a real dictionary, not a slang dictionary

I looked up "trichinosis" on dictionary.com because it wasn't on urbandictionary.com

by stupid August 11, 2003