crab scratchers

The hands of a person that has to touch things they shouldn't touch.

Hey lady, keep your crab scratchers off of my pen.

by dglarn May 4, 2019

Crab Sack

A crab sack is when the meaty cock of a male crab goes inside the anus of a human female, this act of sexual crabercorse is why we have jesus

Give me that crab sack

by CommunistEperson April 5, 2021

She Crab Soup

When a girl has crabs and you finish on her bush and eat it.

I had some decadent she crab soup last night. Bro! I ate this delicious she crab soup last night—washed it down with a Coors light

by Anthony Vince March 17, 2024

Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.

Bro, last night was nasty. Between the two of us, we had more lice than I've ever seen. We had to pull an Alabama Crab Bucket just to get started.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

slippery crab latter

The act of pouring hot melted butter on someone your giving oral sex to that has crabs.

You ate out Courtney?

Yea I gave her a slippery crab latter.

by Tinker1997 March 18, 2020

The Crab

The Crab is a manoeuvre performed by a man following sex. The man follows the woman to the toilet, crouched down with him hands held out, cupped, ready to catch the dripping semen out of the vagina in a sideways fashion, similar to that of a crab.

Sheila loved it last night, just a shame I had to do "The Crab" afterwards.

by FalconPP May 28, 2021

Alabama Crab Trap

When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard

He had to shave his beard off after get caught in the Alabama Crab Trap last week

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021