Cottoner

A person, usually black, who modifies a Japanese car in the theme of ricing.

You put iced out rims and curb feelers and a vinyl top on a Supra? Man, you a damn cottoner.

by SupraIV December 31, 2011

cotton-balls

A state of testicular bliss that occurs after one takes a bath

After lying down after a bath, Jim experienced "cotton-balls"

by JeanVanier January 11, 2012

Cotton mouthed Carl

When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.

"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"

"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"

"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"

by Spootybeaver113 November 2, 2012

cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

by nevereveragain August 31, 2013

cotton prince

When you are racist as fuck and you are also billnye.

Billnye thinks he is not a racsit, claiming to be a cotton prince.

by Photek AKA bitch January 27, 2015

cottage bottom

When a girls buttocks is very fat and saggy that it looks and smells like cottage cheese. Typically found on obese females or old ladies.

Did you see that cottage bottom it looks good ol granny cheese.

by Bunghole MASTA April 25, 2014

cottonfielder

(adj.) An old African American female who chases a tumbling tampon down the road much like a full-blooded American would chase a ball down a baseball field.

See definition for "cottonfielder"

by CheeseNigha June 2, 2014