by ion>know March 19, 2017
1. Murphy, stop poking your milky cookie! It'll fall apart and your fingers will get cold!
2. Aaron! Stop poking Murphy's milky cookie! It makes her too happy and your fingers will get pruny!
2. Aaron! Stop poking Murphy's milky cookie! It makes her too happy and your fingers will get pruny!
by J-Boo & Se7en February 11, 2008
baking something sweet and delicious at another person's house, then after eating your fill, leaving all of the remainder. Meaning you then do not have a tummy ache from eating too many sweets and they, inevitably, do.
" Oh wow, I came home today and this girl I've been seeing baked an entire plate of cookies, then just left. They were delicious, but now my stomach hurts something fierce. I didn't realize she was cookie bombing me!"
by quipish December 15, 2011
by Xinoir April 07, 2005
When you mold a peice of waste (poop) into a cookie-like shape then add chocolate chips to it.
DO NOT EAT
prank your friends
DO NOT EAT
prank your friends
Guy#1 hey u wanna give this guy a fudge cookie?
Guy#2 yeah let me do it... (he poops)
(guys make the fudge cookie)
Guy#3 wtf dude i was sleeping!
Guy#2 yeah let me do it... (he poops)
(guys make the fudge cookie)
Guy#3 wtf dude i was sleeping!
by EastsideMike November 02, 2009
The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)
1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.
2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.
1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.
2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.
"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"
"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"
"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"
"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."
"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"
"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"
"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."
by knight_sliver August 10, 2014
by abrilmeijers December 06, 2016