by acedarealist April 15, 2024

the best soda ever
you can open a can at 6pm
and it will still be good and fizzy at 4am
it gives you heartburn though
but that doesn’t matter because it’s
the best soda ever
you can open a can at 6pm
and it will still be good and fizzy at 4am
it gives you heartburn though
but that doesn’t matter because it’s
the best soda ever
“bro you gto 3 canss of cherry coke on u stndad”
“man those been there for a week they still good ash thugh”
“man those been there for a week they still good ash thugh”
by hotmum January 3, 2023

by Miss spelling genius February 24, 2022

A combination of dead-boring and yuck. A flavor profile that is not only foul, but also does nothing for nobody. Can be used to describe people, jobs, suburbs, the government and anything that crops up in life in a negative sense.
after today's team meeting where the aim of the game was to guess celeb's real names, I can confidently confirm that the new manager is vanilla coked.
she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.
getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.
she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.
getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.
by ACunny September 10, 2024

I got my ass kicked by rich hippies for selling them this amazing new drug known as Italian Coke.....turns out, it's just finely grated Parmesan Cheese.
by CreamyFartz January 14, 2023

Mix period blood and diarrhea into a liter of coke. For an extra punch, you can pee and make it lemon cherry.
by Idomydefsirlnumber2 August 28, 2025

guy 1: hey thats nice the waiter brought us salt
guy 2: DONT EAT IT SNIFF IT
guy 1: aahhh i see its coke isnt it!
guy 2: DONT EAT IT SNIFF IT
guy 1: aahhh i see its coke isnt it!
by xX_anonymoussubscriber_Xx May 22, 2017
