Alarm clock

The sound of tousands of electronic seagulls being skinned alive in order to wake your dumbass in the morning for a longer day of bullshit

1: I need to be up earlier than I want to be and before I would naturally wake up

2: Set an alarm clock

1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone

2: I'm here for you

by Broken toaster January 10, 2018

alarm clock

get woken up by it stay in bed for an hour realize the infinite you've gotten yourself into

i got woken up by my alarm clock

I'm gonna now kill myself

by Ol'banana December 06, 2021

Alarm Clock

A homemade bomb; specifically one with a timer.

Better get outta here soon, the alarm clock is gonna go off!

by All Mighty Allah November 09, 2016

Give him a clock

when you give someone a clock it's just a matter of time till they get their wig split

did you hear what he said? he's been talking mad shit

yeah - someones gonna give him a clock he'll get his ass beat or wig split soon enough

by Superduperextra March 04, 2018

Clock One Up

a female version of bone, to have sex with.

Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.

by Coral123 November 27, 2009

mother clock

When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.

Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!

by Boomchackalackaboom December 23, 2023

Clocked up

A way of barbies (da hood) winning a 1v1 or 1v1+

Barbie: girl u got clocked up *stomps*

by BARBIE_800 April 28, 2024