Clock Multiplier

What you multiply your work hours by to get in 8 hours a day

He got here at 10 and left at 4, what gives? Oh wait, he is running a 1.33 clock multiplier.

by ClownShoes123 July 8, 2010

Alarm Clock

A homemade bomb; specifically one with a timer.

Better get outta here soon, the alarm clock is gonna go off!

by All Mighty Allah November 9, 2016

Clock

A digital scale

Let me use your clock real qyick

by Nessnice August 30, 2025

UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!

“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”

by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020

Lock or get clocked

Get it together or fumble

Yo bro you gotta lock or get clocked my guy.

by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025

Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.

Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock

by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025

Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.

According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?

by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023