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Cinephile

A person that is so enthusiastic about films and film and general it should be against the law, as is the case with pedophiles.

A Cinephile is never ceases to talk about how fantastic (or not) the most recent film they saw was, and how what's happening to them right now is just like the scene from a specific movie you've probably never seen, but they insist is a classic.
They also quote movie quotes and do character impressions ALOT.
Most Notable Example - The Lonely Island: (rapping about being a boss in the club)
Michael Bolton: This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow! A pirate so brave, on the seven seas!

Student: I can't beleive how much homework I have to do, this is crazy!
Cinephile: Crazy? No. THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Student: Shut the fuck up.

Wife: It's 4 in the morning! Where were you all night!? And why do you smell like lube and cheap cologne?! I want the truth!
Cinephile Husband: You can't handle the truth!
Wife: I want a divorce.
by ReconJohn October 8, 2011
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Ocho Cinco

Headbutting your wife when she accuses you of cheating after finding condoms you don't use with her inside your vehicle.
Mr. "Eight Five" Ocho Cinco'd his wife when she found a package of Trojans in his Smart car.
by gamecocks2012 August 15, 2012
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Cinco de Sanchez

A combination of a dirty Sanchez and a high five This should be used at corporate meetings or any pep talk situations that you do not care about.
At church, the priest was so happy he "high fives" the chorus, so I offered up a "cinco de Sanchez"
by Old Dirty Danny May 6, 2005
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Cinementia

A disease similar to Alzheimer's that causes people to forget important details from movies they've seen.
You forgot Darth Vader is Luke's DAD?! You totally have cinementia.
by JaReidy November 7, 2010
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Cincinatti Corn Husker

n. the act of going to any fast food restaurants such as Taco Bell, McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Sonic, etc. and both eating as much as you can off of the menu then entering a corn field with your girlfriend and/or boyfriend and using your own diarrhea as lube, injecting your pecker into the outer cusp of her bung hole and while fucking her, husk three or more pieces of corn and insert into their hole. After humping the inner ring for various minutes, she will spout diarrhea all over your dope dick, and shoot out the full pieces of corn. You eat the corn.

Eggzample:

Steve: Wow man, I fucking ate Taco Bell with my boyfriend and then we went to the cornfield and used my shit as lube, then I put corn in his ass, he's such a freak! Then he fuckin shot it out of his ass and I ate the corn it was so weird! SO torqued man!
John: DUDE! You're a fucking Cincinnati CORN HUSKER! that's so dope man, you're fuckin dank also. You must have been torqued.
Steve: I know man, I'm super dope. PETE'S HOT!!!! and max and gilly!
see cornhole ^^
Example should include the word "Cincinatti Corn Husker"
by DANE BROO!! March 3, 2010
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Cinco de Mayo

A beer-fest that occurs on May 5 of the year, with lots of tequila and margaritas.
Man, I got so wasted on Cinco de Mayo!
by melissa morton May 10, 2003
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cinnapie

a sweet treat eaten in bed. sometimes stuffed and always served hot.
damn, this cinnapie tastes so fucking good! I dont think I want to share it.
by pappa john January 24, 2003
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