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Melanie's Law

Best summed up as :: "but fuck me, right?"
This is definitely a case of Melanie's Law. That would never happen to anyone else.
by #annoyed April 24, 2017
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Dibs Law

If you decide you don’t want something you have, but then change your mind you lose your place and have to get back in dibs line.
Brandon stepped out but changed his mind. Dibs law states Becca now has dibs and Brandon gets back in line.
by Sincerely_Annie March 31, 2022
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Cupidity Law

Legal action(s) taken solely for the purpose of making money or creating wealth.
The lawyers implemented and included themselves in cupidity law tactics on specific cases in order to expand and financially enrich their law firm.
by Heeger January 23, 2008
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Eddinburg’s law

A law stating that physical pain accumulates. So if somebody hits you lightly multiple times, you can take the sum total of the entire amount of force they applied to you, and apply it back on them in one punch. So basically if someone hits you with 10 pounds of force 10 times, you can hit them with 100 pounds of force once.
Andre: “dude! Why’d you hit me so hard?! I was barely tapping you.”
Cole: “bro, it’s Eddinburg’s law. Pain accumulates so I thought I’d let it stack up and biff ya real good.”
by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021
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Ryan's Law

A law stating that if there is at least one sock for every two men having sexual intercourse at an orgy, it is not gay.
"I didn't know you were gay." "Nah, he had a sock on, so according to Ryan's Law, I am not"
by RagingTotodile August 29, 2021
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Camping's Law

Named after Harold Camping, deceased evangelist and radio host. Camping's Law refers to the act of predicting an event and then pushing back the date perpetually until the event actually happens, proving you right.
The world didn't end in 2011, as predicted, so the date was pushed back to 2012. Camping's Law in effect.
by Jomali January 12, 2015
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Doggie law

When a dog is sleeping or settled on you. It is against doggie law to move it disturb them
Taylor was unable to move as per doggie law because his dog was asleep on his lap
by Scuba diver 100 May 8, 2023
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