tinkle butter

The piss directly after cumming when semen is mixed with urine. Holding the consistency of sperm while the color of butter.

“What took so long in the bathroom?"

“It was coming out as tinkle butter!”

by Sheth Dorgan January 15, 2021

Pocket Butter

Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.

"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."

"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"

"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."

"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."

by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021

Peruvian Butler

The act of Defecating/ releasing bodily waste horizontally on the chest or throat of your sexual partner immediatly following the act of sexual intercourse to give the perception of a bowtie.

My girlfriend stacy gave me a stinky Peruvian butler the other morning.

by DeathProfit July 19, 2021

Peanut Butter Princess

The act of spreading peanut on one’s vagina and training their dog to lick it off.

Everyone thought Janice was very sweet and attractive until word got out that during a slumber party she got out the Skippy, called her dog and claimed her title of Peanut Butter Princess.

by The Hero7 November 6, 2021

peanut butter and joe

When your friend sticks his pointer and middle finger into a jar of peanut butter and opens the fingers into a V shape resembling that of female genitalia and proceeds to suggestively lick the peanut butter as if he is giving oral sex.

I love to peanut butter and joe when I make sandwiches

by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee July 13, 2022

peanut butter on your umbrella

a way to ask your partner (usually homosexual relationships) to get into bed

her; hey honey do you want me to peanut butter your umbrella?
her partner; what does that mean?
her; ‘peanut butter on your umbrella’ means to get into bed ;D.

by lol.urmom October 18, 2022

Minge Butter

A thick butter like secretion that forms between the thighs of a morbidly obese individual during strenuous cardiovascular activity. More prominent during periods of warm, humid weather.

Can also resemble custard.

Bruhhh, did you see how much minge butter she whipped up during that last hike?

by CuntLord26 February 3, 2023