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MATETAS BOWL

You are a MATETAS BOWL if you contain about 8 of the 10 symptoms

1. Long term memory loss apparently you May experience forgetting everything that happened in the past and you make it seem like you didn’t do nun wrong and changing stories to make it seem like you’re perfect.
2. White Supremisist ideas and political beliefs

3. Raciest towards any Latino or black person and often discriminates them.
4. A Latino that can’t speak Spanish for shit and don’t really understand it.
5. Un pinche basura 🗑 in fortnite on everything like shooting, building, iq, anything else

6. Sore loser often complains and rages like a lil ass baby when he loses and tries so hard to get his poor revenge

7. Long ass hairline

8. No hairstyle

9. A indoor ass nerd

10. Last but not least wears shitty clothes that thinks they’re good.
1. Hi I’m Latino
¿Oye y tu hablas español?
No soy un MATETAS BOWL
2.tries to wear something good for a imperticular event*
What the fuck are you wearing stop being a MATETAS BOWL
3. why you keep watching “black” youtubers and speaking Spanish

Because I’ll do whatever the fuck I want MATETAS BOWL
by El_Gringo_Matetas March 23, 2019
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Bowl balls

When you flush the toilet and your balls get stuck in the part of the bowl where the water goes down
Man I got bowl balls.
by Jerold deshotel January 6, 2021
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Patrick Bowl

This is a overly massive bowl load put into a glass pipe that if not careful will spill out into the neck or out the hole.

A bowl that you cannot 10 and 2 with rather 11 and 1 o’clock.
God damn, that pipe went around forever. Yeah someone loaded a Patrick bowl!
by Dowdy_the BBL March 1, 2019
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Dinosaur Bowl

A style of hair used by an elderly man to attempt to look younger and more hip.
Clive went to the hairdressers on Old Road to get a new Dinosaur Bowl.
by TheHiphopopotamus February 18, 2009
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bowl washer

dude she just washed my bowls
nice bro is she a good bowl washer?
yea dude
by ilovebowlwashers February 18, 2009
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Snow Bowl

A football game played in the snow. Very entertaining for fans of teams that are used to playing in the snow seeing their team kick the ass of a team that is not used to playing in the snow.
Oh My God the Patriots are kicking the Dolphins ass in this snow bowl
by dadiva18 December 14, 2010
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bowl of scouse

An group of men ejaculating into a liverpool girls mouth
Sophie got a nice bowl of scouse from lewis and his mates
by Kirkby laa April 15, 2014
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